DM: The bookcase swings open to reveal a dark stairway.
Human Artificer: Guys, we should go slowly. There might be traps.
Warforged Knight: I shove the sac of organs aside and throw myself down the stairs in an attempt to set off any traps.
DM: You arrive at the bottom of the stairs only a little worse for wear. No traps have been set off.
Warforged Knight: IT IS SAFE TO PROCEED MY FLESHY MEATSACK COMPANIONS!
so when you visit the cards against humanity booth you can print your own free custom card and
the most incredible scene in all of red vs blue tbh
My computer… Green screened? That’s a thing?
God damnit Ross. You’ve actually fucked up fucking up
brawl is probably going to go down as the weirdest smash bros game
like it simultaneously wanted to be casual by making everything slower and floatier and wanted to be hardcore by making everything duller and darker and dingier and adding solid snake. there’s a huge story mode but instead of using nintendo’s (and sonic’s and metal gear’s) many memorable worlds and enemies it included a series of drab, realistic environments and forgettable enemies. it ended with sonic saving all of nintendo’s heroes from their impending deaths. it invented the new version of the kid icarus universe that we know today. it made an nes accessory playable. it for some reason featured a list of every nintendo game ever that you could read through, not that anyone did. jigglypuff’s final smash just makes her slowly inflate. luigi’s final smash cannot be explained with logic, luigi just has this weird aura for no apparent reason. there was a stage builder with only three generic locations. it put silver the hedgehog in green hill zone. otacon and snake had codec calls about every character in the game. it had the great maze. it turned level 1-1 into a post-apocalyptic wasteland and added tripping
mario’s hyper-realistic overalls
to be fair, a lot of the enemies and locations from existing games were in SSE. but Smash Bros takes place in some alternate realm of living trophies and toys (seemingly run by Master Hand) so it makes sense that it would have it’s own unique world and creatures. ROB was playable in one game before Brawl, Mario Kart DS. and Luigi’s final smash is a remnant of his time as Mr. L from Super Paper Mario.
but you are correct in saying it’s a damn strange amalgamation of video games
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hoo boy, I did this a while ago and the results were pretty humorous. can’t wait to see who’s been added recently
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“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly
"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.
I shouldn’t have laughed at this anywhere near as long as i did.
Ferguson protesters gather for highway shutdown.
Smash Bros spoilers in the post below
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